Where can I see the other alternate endings?
Some of them are in the books. All of them are in our
Patreon Vault.
Why Woohooligan? APhalanxOfPhalusses.com was taken.
How often do you publish comics? As often as I can. I've committed to making comedy 40 hours a week, you know, like a real job. ;) But like any other real job, it's not all glamour and I have to spend a lot of time reading tedious marketing books. You can help me do that less and make more comedy on our Patreon.
Who do you think you are?!
Samuel Isaac Dealey - software engineer, cartoonist, autistic
and in general eccentric weirdo. Born and raised in Dallas, Texas. Lived all over.
Get Woohooligan! Vol 1: Into Dorkness now, 64-pages of full-color comedy, free! Plus Woohooligan Weekly wednesday wit, my jokes and news from the week.
NEW! Check out our best laughs from 2016!Something you may not know about me, I dated Medusa once. O.o
It turns out, that whole turning people to stone thing? It's a myth. Who knew? :shrug: It was a vicious rumor spread by mean Greeks who thought she was ugly. Once you get to know her, she's a really nice girl who just wants to be loved like everyone else. That and she's immortal.
It didn't work out between us though. She's got snakes for hair, ya know? I might have been able to get past just that except I had this nagging fear I couldn't shake... You know how it is when you meet someone who's super-cool in every way, almost like it's too good to be true... and then there's just that one thing and you don't even know why it's such a big deal, but it is and it turns out to be the deal breaker? Mine was that I worried the carpet might match the drapes! D:
And then I had to have that awkward break-up conversation with her. You know the one where you say "it's not you, it's me." She must have heard that so many times. Poor girl.
------------------
Sorry it's been a while since I updated. Tiff and I had to move this past week.
I really didn't expect to be pushing myself so far on this one... this ended up being a huge experiment, well beyond my usual comfort zone. I'm pretty happy with the outcome. I know there are still some things that I'd like to feel better about, like the fade I used instead of blurring parts of the background, or the fact that there's only one stool at the bar. I do think the beer tap and the bottles turned out pretty nice tho -- those I'm particularly proud of. :D The wide eyes in the right two frames are kind of a mixed bag for me -- I kinda like 'em and I kinda feel like they could be better (or at least aren't quite what I originally envisioned).