Where can I see the other alternate endings?
Some of them are in the books. All of them are in our
Patreon Vault.
Why Woohooligan? APhalanxOfPhalusses.com was taken.
How often do you publish comics? As often as I can. I've committed to making comedy 40 hours a week, you know, like a real job. ;) But like any other real job, it's not all glamour and I have to spend a lot of time reading tedious marketing books. You can help me do that less and make more comedy on our Patreon.
Who do you think you are?!
Samuel Isaac Dealey - software engineer, cartoonist, autistic
and in general eccentric weirdo. Born and raised in Dallas, Texas. Lived all over.
Get Woohooligan! Vol 1: Into Dorkness now, 64-pages of full-color comedy, free! Plus Woohooligan Weekly wednesday wit, my jokes and news from the week.
HA! I was making bacon at work the other day, and a man pops his head up above the counter and says "That smells amazing!"
"It's Bacon, of course it does."
"Women should have a perfume of bacon, and Men... men should have a cologne that smells like money..."
The sweet smell of boobies... - Man is that an old joke. GF in 1978 once suggested somewhere that she should have a perfume that smelled like pizza. I was more than ready to eat her as it was, a pizza perfume wasn't going to increase my attention. Still...