Where can I see the other alternate endings?
Some of them are in the books. All of them are in our
Patreon Vault.
Why Woohooligan? APhalanxOfPhalusses.com was taken.
How often do you publish comics? As often as I can. I've committed to making comedy 40 hours a week, you know, like a real job. ;) But like any other real job, it's not all glamour and I have to spend a lot of time reading tedious marketing books. You can help me do that less and make more comedy on our Patreon.
Who do you think you are?!
Samuel Isaac Dealey - software engineer, cartoonist, autistic
and in general eccentric weirdo. Born and raised in Dallas, Texas. Lived all over.
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NEW! Check out our best laughs from 2016!Yay for a story with a moral! :D And the moral of the story is, don't let ninjas on your balcony... wait... that's not it... hmm... that's what you get for falling in love -- she fakes her death, then you die, then she dies, then everybody's dead... wait... hmm... well there's a moral in here somewhere. ;P
If you're still scratching your head, this is the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet. ;P
Cake Is Lie = "that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet".