Where can I see the other alternate endings?
Some of them are in the books. All of them are in our
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Who do you think you are?!
Samuel Isaac Dealey - software engineer, cartoonist, autistic
and in general eccentric weirdo. Born and raised in Dallas, Texas. Lived all over.
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I found this page of quotes about paradise... here are a few I enjoyed:
"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.” - Jorge Luis Borges
(Although I think this library would disappoint him because, while it may contain the knowledge of everything, it's soon to kill the surprise of anything!)
"The joys of heaven are for most of us, in our present condition, an acquired taste" -
C.S. Lewis
As relates to this particular update... I found an article about a UK water park offering an off-hours day for Muslim women to go, which unfortunately the reporters used as click-bait by titling "waterpark bans bikinis and orders visitors to wear 'Islamically appropriate' clothes." Way to go guys! Way to really, keep that reporting neutral! Although it does get back to what I said in a previous page about Samaritans.
Here's the really funny one tho... Did you know that "America's largest water park" is named "Noah's Ark"?! That was the inspiration for the water-park sign at the bottom here. I mean... really... splashing around on all those folks graves, now that's class! I tip my hat to you, Noah's Ark! :P
Tomorrow I'm picking up Angel Melzak from Toledo and we'll be together at our booth at SPACE in Columbus this weekend! Come out and say hi!
