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Ooh, plot points! Have I mentioned that the story moves faster now that Amy's in Heaven? ;)

I found this page of quotes about paradise... here are a few I enjoyed:

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.” - Jorge Luis Borges

(Although I think this library would disappoint him because, while it may contain the knowledge of everything, it's soon to kill the surprise of anything!)

"The joys of heaven are for most of us, in our present condition, an acquired taste" -
C.S. Lewis

"In Heaven, all the interesting people are missing." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"It is a curious thing that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste." - Evelyn Waugh

"I have read descriptions of Paradise that would make any sensible person stop wanting to go there." - Montesquieu

"There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo." - Erma Bombeck

Yep, those are two flashbacks on one page, where Beelzebub tamperred with Amy's Brain and Jesus mentioned his way with water. It's certainly an obvious theme throughout the bible - the flood, turning water into wine, walking on water, loaves and fishes, the ichthys, baptism, holy water... I'm sure I'm forgetting a few.

As relates to this particular update... I found an article about a UK water park offering an off-hours day for Muslim women to go, which unfortunately the reporters used as click-bait by titling "waterpark bans bikinis and orders visitors to wear 'Islamically appropriate' clothes." Way to go guys! Way to really, keep that reporting neutral! Although it does get back to what I said in a previous page about Samaritans.

Here's the really funny one tho... Did you know that "America's largest water park" is named "Noah's Ark"?! That was the inspiration for the water-park sign at the bottom here. I mean... really... splashing around on all those folks graves, now that's class! I tip my hat to you, Noah's Ark! :P

Tomorrow I'm picking up Angel Melzak from Toledo and we'll be together at our booth at SPACE in Columbus this weekend! Come out and say hi!

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