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Samuel Isaac Dealey - software engineer, cartoonist, autistic
and in general eccentric weirdo. Born and raised in Dallas, Texas. Lived all over.
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NEW! Check out our best laughs from 2016!There are indeed seven princes of hell... well... depending on who's version of the story you're reading. So I'm playing on the older stories and making them all identical twins, leading to the reason why we say "the Devil". Because they all look alike and we could never keep them straight, we forgot there were seven and think that they're all the same guy. So "the Devil" is a product of our confusion and when people realize that not only are Satan and Lucifer different people, but there are five more as well, it blows their minds!
When we last left Amy, she had just met Beelzebub. This time we meet Mammon (the Prince of Greed, who we've seen before), eager to get his hands on more ... well more. How does that old bible passage go? It's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Ironic then that the Catholic church once had massive hoards of wealth brought to it by the gratuitous violence of the Knights Templar! D'oh!
Anyway, that's enough church talk! I have a few more ideas for these guys and the best is yet to come! Tune in next time when we meet Lucifer! :D
As for Beanie Babies, well... I recommend that if your corporate strategy is to create artificial scarcity by producing everything as a "limited edition", that you produce something that's challenging to make, not something anyone with a sewing machine and a coat hanger can knock off. And same thing with souls... What's that? How could you counterfeit a soul? It's not so hard. Image consultants and PR companies have been doing it for decades! ;)
On a personal note, today was my son Nick's 14th birthday. Happy birthday, kiddo!
