Where can I see the other alternate endings?
Some of them are in the books. All of them are in our
Patreon Vault.
Why Woohooligan? APhalanxOfPhalusses.com was taken.
How often do you publish comics? As often as I can. I've committed to making comedy 40 hours a week, you know, like a real job. ;) But like any other real job, it's not all glamour and I have to spend a lot of time reading tedious marketing books. You can help me do that less and make more comedy on our Patreon.
Who do you think you are?!
Samuel Isaac Dealey - software engineer, cartoonist, autistic
and in general eccentric weirdo. Born and raised in Dallas, Texas. Lived all over.
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NEW! Check out our best laughs from 2016!Well, so much for safe sex! But I guess it's like falling, it's not the sex that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end. But I'm sure the reality show Sean and Kate and What She Ate would get fantastic ratings! For the first episode anyway...
Thanks to Sean "no relation to Peter" Parker for backing our ebook Kickstarter!
I'm always somewhat amused when I post comics with these sorts of themes, featuring a guy showing a little sexual restraint in the name of self-preservation. Invariably there's a handful of guys who have to leave that same comment every time: "Oh, you pussy! I love women with vaginas like garbage disposals! In fact, any time I'm not banging some hot chick, I'm bangin' a garbage disposal! Not that it's all that often mind you, 'cause I like, bang hot chicks every day, you understand. I mean, I've got so much pussy following me around, I just don't know what to do with it all!"
And I'm never quite sure how to respond to those comments. Should I clue them in to the fact that we can all tell they're virgins? ;P
