Where can I see the other alternate endings?
Some of them are in the books. All of them are in our
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Samuel Isaac Dealey - software engineer, cartoonist, autistic
and in general eccentric weirdo. Born and raised in Dallas, Texas. Lived all over.
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I had a lot of fun at AnimeFest in September! :D While I was there I sat in on this late-night, 18+ panel titled "A frank and honest discussion of our sexual fetishes", and as you might imagine I came away from it with a lot of comic material. ;P
This Week: I'm a horrible person. Witness here, horrible racist stereotypes about black people! That they... wait... what are the stereotypes about black people again? The truth is I rarely draw black people in my comic for 2 reasons - 1 because I had difficulty with coloring them (which is a BS excuse) and 2 because frankly, I'm scared to include them in my comics. It's not because I'm scared of black people, I'm just scared of accidentally offending them. But don't think I've singled you out if you're black -- I'm autistic and generally scared of offending everyone. (Yeah, go figure!) But I happen to be white, so most of my characters end up white by default.
Ah well... enough about my neurosis. Oddly enough there actually was a black guy that brought pizza to the fetish panel. I added the afro because I thought it'd be fun to draw one. And we did talk about his fetish, but I can't remember what it was... pepperoni? Sausage maybe? Anchovies? Dunno... that last one smells fishy, and that's not something you want when you're talking about sex.
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The alternate ending might be more offensive this time, although it's got the same amount of nudity. It's available now on Patreon. It was fun to draw in any event. Also this was an opportunity to callback to both Magic Mike's pizza and our old friend and fan favorite, Nigel the zombie.
Hi Pasha! The joke here in both cases is essentially that he was offended that Dick would think he had a food fetish (because that would just be beyond the pale), but his actual fetish is way weirder / more extreme than a food fetish would have been.
There's a bit of commentary in the WTF (in the main menu) about what's going on with the alternate endings, because I get asked this question a lot.
