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woohooligan Dec 7, 2012
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Now there's a kid who knows how to get what she wants! Mall Santas give diplomatic amnesty right? That's how that works isn't it?

This is a brief intermission from the ongoing story arc about the comic-con fetish panel. I'll be going back to that story arc next week, but I wanted to break it up a bit and post something for Christmas. Ahh, Christmas! Time to sing carols, spend time with our friends and family, and decorate our homes with deadly toxic flora! Holy? Mistletoe? Poinsettias? All toxic! We must have developed the tradition of decorating with toxic plants at Christmas to deter Christmas burglaries... y'know, the burglar breaks in and is headed for the tree, but he's a bit peckish, so he helps himself to some mistletoe. It's just hanging there, asking to be eaten! Next thing he knows, he's packing up the presents like the Grinch and BAM! Worst case of the shits he's ever had! Unable to make it out with the goods, he staggers into the yard and shits himself in your hedge instead while you and yours stay snug in bed.

I'm pretty proud of this week's alternate ending (now on Patreon). :D I can say only that it's an obscure(?) Hollywood reference.

Tiff and I will be taking the kids to their great-grandmother's house to visit my mother's family Christmas day. Tiff's family and my dad's family both are scattered and misanthropic, but thankfully my mom's family still get together! :D

What are you awesome hooligans doing for the holidays this year?

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Guest Dec 7, 2012
I think that was a Robert Rodriguez film
woohooligan Augh! You're right! When I first heard about it, I heard it described as "a Tarantino film" and that's what stuck in my head. I can't be the only one can I?
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