Where can I see the other alternate endings?
Some of them are in the books. All of them are in our
Patreon Vault.
Why Woohooligan? APhalanxOfPhalusses.com was taken.
How often do you publish comics? As often as I can. I've committed to making comedy 40 hours a week, you know, like a real job. ;) But like any other real job, it's not all glamour and I have to spend a lot of time reading tedious marketing books. You can help me do that less and make more comedy on our Patreon.
Who do you think you are?!
Samuel Isaac Dealey - software engineer, cartoonist, autistic
and in general eccentric weirdo. Born and raised in Dallas, Texas. Lived all over.
Get Woohooligan! Vol 1: Into Dorkness now, 64-pages of full-color comedy, free! Plus Woohooligan Weekly wednesday wit, my jokes and news from the week.
NEW! Check out our best laughs from 2016!That's the problem with sock puppets... SLUTS! Or maybe you're into that sort of thing... depends on your point of view I guess... either way they're HAWT! Way hotter than Lara Croft... or Angelina Jolie who played her in the movie, but I hear tongues her family members. ;P
This started out as an inside joke... but now it's an outside joke. So whatever you do, don't tell this joke indoors; you'll get herpes. Hey, I don't make the rules. You go blind if you masturbate, you get herpes if you tell an outside joke indoors. Blue balls if you run with scissors... This was all well established centuries ago by Pope Foresken.
p.s. Tiffany and I will be gone next week, driving cross-country to house-hunt around Lake Erie. So no comics next week. I'll pick up when I get back. :D
