Where can I see the other alternate endings?
Some of them are in the books. All of them are in our
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How often do you publish comics? As often as I can. I've committed to making comedy 40 hours a week, you know, like a real job. ;) But like any other real job, it's not all glamour and I have to spend a lot of time reading tedious marketing books. You can help me do that less and make more comedy on our Patreon.
Who do you think you are?!
Samuel Isaac Dealey - software engineer, cartoonist, autistic
and in general eccentric weirdo. Born and raised in Dallas, Texas. Lived all over.
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NEW! Check out our best laughs from 2016!Sorry I was a bit slow with this strip. I hope it was worth the wait. :)
Pay attention guys. That lower left panel there is important. If your date doesn't end in fisticuffs, you're doin' something wrong. Maybe you haven't been macho enough or maybe you didn't open the door for her. Who knows with chicks, right? ;P Anyway, point is if you don't leave the date with a bloody lip, she's not likely to call you back.
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Dating hint - Dress appropriately. He seems to be wearing a human suit, instead of his battle dress whites (the ones with the hidden grenade and throwing knife pockets).
