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woohooligan Sep 27, 2010
woohooligan NEW! Check out our best laughs from 2016!
Yay for a story with a moral! :D And the moral of the story is, don't let ninjas on your balcony... wait... that's not it... hmm... that's what you get for falling in love -- she fakes her death, then you die, then she dies, then everybody's dead... wait... hmm... well there's a moral in here somewhere. ;P

If you're still scratching your head, this is the balcony scene from Romeo and Juliet. ;P

Cake Is Lie = "that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet".

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ThornsInOurSide Her sword is not very ninja like... But who cares, she's hot!
omg - THAT was epic.... I just lost the game XD
RazorD9 May 27, 2011
RazorD9 Shakespeare for the twitter generation.
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