Repent and Be Baptized
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woohooligan Jul 8, 2015
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Hey! How did that elephant get in here? This is the rodent room! We can't have elephants in the rodent room, they might smell a rat! ;)

But yes, I guess I should address the elephant in the room. The King James translation of the Christian Bible actually mentions Unicorns quite a few times, like in Isaiah (34:7), "And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness."

Oh, the fat with fatness!

Okay, okay... yes, I'm aware that I'll get hate mail for this. But Jesus was the one who told her she should gouge her own eyes out! Anyway, I only ask that IF you're offended by this, please don't share it.

EDIT: Oddly enough, when I posted this page, I had completely forgotten that Sarah Palin had already made this joke. D'oh!



For my regular readers, obviously, this marks the end of the repentance portion of the story and the next turning point! In the next page, Amy enters through the pearly gates of Heaven and is reunited again with her nanna!

Here's something I totally didn't know before I wrote this page -- the name "nanna" is an alternate name for the Sumerian moon godess Su'en, which later became the root of the Jewish word "sin"... so I guess your nanna is the root of all evil. ;)

If you haven't been reading, Amy's death has been mentioned twice and she did NOT drown, she died of water intoxication.

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BiggerJ Jul 9, 2015
Water Onto Whine - Something tells me she's going to get sloshed in more ways than one. That is to say, two ways.
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