Narrow Is The Road
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woohooligan Jun 25, 2015
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Amy did actually try to get busy with the prince of hell! It didn't go as planned. :P

What? You hadn't heard the rest of that passage about "lust in your heart"? Really? Okay, here's the full passage from Matthew 5:
27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
So you're probably sitting there thinking to yourself, "that's got to be metaphorical right?" Right?! And wouldn't that be convenient? But the Anabaptists knew better! :P

Seriously though, I really can't see that... I will say it's kind of hilarious to me though... just imagine, all those Jewish dudes running around minus eyes and hands, "oh god, it's leprosy!" Wait, no! Come back! I'm not a leper, I'm just horny!

But I guess that explains the small gate and the narrow road! (Matthew 7):
13 “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. 14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.
Well obviously if you gouge your own eyes out, that's going to make finding the road harder! It seems kind of backward doesn't it? One gate requires that you chop off your hands and the other one leads to destruction. ;P I guess according to the Christian Bible we're all damned if we do...

To be honest, I just don't see the value in constantly flogging ourselves like this, beating ourselves up over the tiniest things. So I looked at a girl and thought "she's hot!" And I'm supposed to think God is angry about that? I think it's much more likely if there is a God that their attitude is "don't sweat the small stuff."

So with that in mind, have a cool video:

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