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woohooligan Apr 22, 2013
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Hey, hooligans!

I had a lot of fun at AnimeFest in September! :D While I was there I sat in on this late-night, 18+ panel titled "A frank and honest discussion of our sexual fetishes", and as you might imagine I came away from it with a lot of comic material. ;P

This Week: The way some girls talk, you would think that the only reason they like yaoi is to see men acting like mousy women -- constantly hinting that they want sex, but then demurring and never actually having any. Not to be confused with drag queens, the purpose of which is to see men who look like women, acting like butch bull-dykes, fucking anything that moves and is within striking distance. It's all very confusing. ;P But on a serious note, girls, you really don't have to pretend that you don't like sex anymore -- this is 2013 for fuck's sake! You don't have to make up all kinds of non-sexual excuses for liking Yaoi, you can like it for the same reason guys like lesbians. Liking sex doesn't make you a slut or a whore, it just makes you human. So if you're a girl and you admit that you just like to see two dudes making the beast with two backs because it makes you want to touch yourself, I say good on ya! Thanks for keeping it real! :D

Klingons are much easier to understand. They're like that guy with a hammer to whom every problem looks like a nail, except the hammer is a 3-foot murder-blade called a batleth and the nail is any major organ. To a Klingon, nothing says I love you quite like a punctured lung. It's just like when you were a kid and that boy on the playground or at school kept punching you in the face and your mom told you he had a crush on you and didn't know how to express it. Then by the time he figured out how to talk about his feelings you were in traction and the time apart made him realize he was really just horny for any piece of meat who'd let him punch them in the face. So he moved on to some other trailer trash baby-momma and now they have 13 kids and fewer teeth between them and are living in some hick town in BFE with a 3-legged dog and 3 rusty trucks that don't move in the yard. And I'll bet you're glad it never worked out between you two. :D

Buy the book! Did you enjoy this? Well Nerdgasm is now available in our store as a high-resolution, print-ready PDF with all the alternate endings, and a host of additional bonus features about sex and relationships!

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EDIT: The alternate endings are all now on Patreon!

ORIGINAL: You'll have about a week or so to vote and check out the alternate ending, until the next comic is posted. I say this because a week or so ago someone came to the site looking for FREE webcomics, perused a few and upon discovering that he didn't have immediate access to every alternate ending for FREE at the moment's notice, invited me to have sex with myself, which of course I promptly did. This anonymous pillar of internet society reminded me that whenever you don't get exactly what you expected to get FOR FREE at exactly the moment you expected to get it, the proper thing to do is to insult the creator as much as is humanly possible. Call them a flaming pile of the wicked witche's flying monkey shit... or worse, a GOAT SUCKER! (otherwise known as el Chupacabra.) Because we all know of course, that a creator working hard at a labor of love is a waste of perfectly good oxygen, unless they're giving us exactly what we want at every second of their life, right guys?! And they really should be flogged as much as possible, you know, just to make sure they all stop creating and leave us with that sad empty void where webcomics used to be, so we can stare into the hoary deep and know what it is to be alone. Or maybe he was just full of shit. I'm thinking probably the later, but who knows, right? :P

Anyway, after being away for several weeks due to computer failure, illness, working on a new comic hosting site, loss of internet connectivity and a hectic schedule recently, I finally finished up the latest installment of this story arc. The next installment will be the conclusion to this arc and then I'll be doing something completely different.

Stay awesome, hooligans!

You are an important part of Laughter for a Better World!

Ar'desh Apr 22, 2013
This might be the greatest comic title Of all time

"Kligons and Yaoi"
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