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woohooligan Jul 3, 2012
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That's the problem with sock puppets... SLUTS! Or maybe you're into that sort of thing... depends on your point of view I guess... either way they're HAWT! Way hotter than Lara Croft... or Angelina Jolie who played her in the movie, but I hear tongues her family members. ;P

This started out as an inside joke... but now it's an outside joke. So whatever you do, don't tell this joke indoors; you'll get herpes. Hey, I don't make the rules. You go blind if you masturbate, you get herpes if you tell an outside joke indoors. Blue balls if you run with scissors... This was all well established centuries ago by Pope Foresken.

Inspired by a twittersation with @nailbiter111, one of the editors at Check him out!

Stay awesome, hooligans!

p.s. Tiffany and I will be gone next week, driving cross-country to house-hunt around Lake Erie. So no comics next week. I'll pick up when I get back. :D

You are an important part of Laughter for a Better World! - snookums. Hehehe. :)
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